June 2012
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May 31st
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“Being a geek is all about being honest about what you enjoy and not being afraid...”
– Simon Pegg
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“Why sing a melody as a soliloquy when it’s more fun to be harmonizing?”
– The Muppets, “We Got Us”
May 30th
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Daniekat5 making a drunk sandwich at my house
Daniekat5: (piling salami, ritz crackers, etc. onto some bread and taking a bite) This sour cream tastes weird.
Me: Dude, that's yogurt.
Daniekat5: Oh. ...okay. (continues eating her frankensandwich)
May 30th
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Salt made from human tears. No way it's real, but... →
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Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. Hard.
the-vashta-nerada: fun fact about the human body! if you took the skin of an average human and laid it out you would have enough to get a pretty fucking serious criminal conviction 
May 23rd
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Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has...
catbountry: artninja-mcrockviking: Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son. And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him. Goofy……has had sex. Goofy…..has known a woman biblically…. Imagine what it must’ve looked like. Imagine what it sounded like. These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat. Hyuk hyuk. Oh God why...
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My theory on Tom Hiddleston and his ilk.
He doesn’t really exist. You heard me. Men like him can’t possibly exist, human genetics would not allow such perfection. My theory is that he is a mass hallucination brought on by hundreds of thousands of single, horny females looking for someone to fill our need for the perfect man we know we’ll never actually find. This theory helps me sleep at night.
May 18th
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WatchWatch
thatorangealien: elasticitymudflap: iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye: fr3aksh0ww: GPOY OF EVERYONE ON TUMBLR. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA me and my mom everyday Same.
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This may be one of the most accurate explanations...
loki-the-hornstar: what  do  you  mean  my  expectations  are too high?
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Well played, Mr. Lucas, well played.
George Lucas Does Something Likeable For a Change: Revenge on Rich Neighbors by Peter Hall George Lucas’ rich neighbors don’t want him building a movie studio in their backyard. His response is the best thing he’s done in years. According to the San Francisco Chronicle, for four decades Lucas has owned a large swath of land in Marin County in the North San Francisco Bay and...
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Gotta get me a pair of these. →
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