Stream of Consciousness

sharkosaur: bitterboob: casualcynic: So my mom and I have...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:25:24 -0400

bitterboob:

casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

this is amazing

he doesn’t know how to add tho

When you have that kind of money to throw around addition is something that happens to other people.

Truth.

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:23:41 -0400

Truth.

marshmallow-the-vampire-slayer: My favorite episode ever in the...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:35:25 -0400

marshmallow-the-vampire-slayer:

My favorite episode ever in the history of everything!

Also, this is amazing!!

...the salad of shamelessness: ezliconfuzzed: i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much: Yahoo! just bought...

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:53:13 -0400

...the salad of shamelessness: ezliconfuzzed: i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much: Yahoo! just bought...:

ezliconfuzzed:

i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much:

Yahoo! just bought tumblr for $1.1 Billion

(x)

“The acquisition will be a test for Ms. Mayer [Yahoo’s chief executive], who will have to ensure that Tumblr does not get lost inside Yahoo. In the past, acquisitions made by…

You know what? You’re right. I shouldn’t buy into the mass panic this acquisition has caused on Tumblr. These things always blow over. Thanks for keeping me grounded, thebaconsandwichofregret :-) more like thebaconsandwichofreGREAT if you ask me. *Sorry, sorry, I’m leaving now…*

veiledsentiments: legolastheobvious: #most underrated doctor...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:25:59 -0400

veiledsentiments:

legolastheobvious:

#most underrated doctor ever

I LOVE NINE

Photo

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:21:55 -0400

Photo

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:20:44 -0400

shaymine: ezliconfuzzed: shaymine: somehideitbetter: fuckyeah...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:01:13 -0400

shaymine:

ezliconfuzzed:

shaymine:

somehideitbetter:

fuckyeahsexyatheists:

velma-dear:

iconicmonsters:

I’m not satanic but these are some damn good rules.

satan does not support rape, animal cruelty, or child abuse

when walking in open territory, bother no one. if someone bothers you, ask them to stop. if they do not stop, destroy them.

*Today on I Didn’t Know I was a Satanist*

I agree with all of these rules…I’m really uncomfortable now

~*the magics of social satanism*~

“Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.” What the hell is the mating signal??

like….. consent??

Obviously. I just found the words “mating signal” amusing. They’re very vague. Obviously the correct answer is consent, but going by the letter of the law it could be anything. And believe me, the letter of the law is all some people care about. Dammit Satanists stop being fancy and just say “don’t come on to someone unless they tell you they’re into it”.

aboveaurum: soundproofliz: amen broke bitches unite I do...

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:34:57 -0400

aboveaurum:

soundproofliz:

amen

broke bitches unite

I do this and I’m not even broke, I’m just cheap.

vegansanfrancishet: So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:20:20 -0400

vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.

Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.

Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.

This time, though. This was a good cry.

beckie0: simfected: maythedownforcebewithyou: myurlistoolong: ...

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:53:38 -0400

beckie0:

simfected:

maythedownforcebewithyou:

myurlistoolong:

thefrogman:

A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.

HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK

“oh see there you go son”

BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL

“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”

Woah.

thefrogman: Drawn by Mike Jacobsen [website | twitter | store]

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:51:56 -0400

thefrogman:

Drawn by Mike Jacobsen [website | twitter | store]

ALL THE TIME

Fri, 17 May 2013 14:08:49 -0400

ALL THE TIME

beckyfilip: Christ almighty it was just a tweet! Aw don’t take it personally. There will...

Fri, 17 May 2013 13:19:38 -0400

beckyfilip:

Christ almighty it was just a tweet!

Aw don’t take it personally. There will always be someone out there who will argue just for the sake of arguing or get offended for no real reason - this IS the internet, after all. They’re not worth your time and emotional toll. I’d suggest not letting them get you riled up and focusing on your real friends :-)